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    WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.

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    How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?

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    How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.

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    Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.

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    See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.

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    Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?

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    Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.

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    See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.

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    For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

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    Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.

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    You didn't like those brand new underwear right?

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    Yell at a puppy.

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    Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

saveme-amazeme:

LOOKING FOR MY NEXT BOTM, doing it a little differently this month :)

  • RE-BLOG (only the picture will show up on your blog!), no likes…must be following me!
  • NO POLL INVOLVED! Your follower count will not determine if you win! I will choose 10-15 of my favorite blogs and put them into a random generator. One will be randomly selected as my BOTM to be promoted to 15,000k+ all month!
  • Winner will get unlimited promotions, opportunity to do double promotions and first to likes, help in other polls, re-blogging of anything they’d like, and anything their heart desires!
  • Winner will be announced the 1st of June!
  • Questions? Message me here. GOOD LUCK!
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